Since it’s Orc Week, I thought I’d throw in a couple of extra posts. I’m sure some of you have seen this before, but the band 3 Inches of Blood have a song called ‘Destroy the Orcs.’ Enjoy!
You returned late home that night
Evidence all around you from the flight
You see your family’s blood spilled on the ground
There’s no trace of the Orcs to be found
Take the broadsword in your hand
Follow the Orcs to their camp
You will have vengeance in blood
With their heads they will pay the price
On their trail we hunt them tirelessly
Bloodshed eases their loss
Spill their blood
Their decapitation leads to the cessation
Of the sadness, of the woe
Spill the blood
Maybe not exactly canonical, but it’s certainly rousing!